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Postby sprousefan23 » Sat Oct 06, 2007 7:39 pm

^ You got robbed!
I only get 25 cents! :evil: Coffee shops should pay better!
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Postby wylde » Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:14 pm

Alternate uses for Jim

Let's see... :-k

I have several permanent positions available, but...
He could get his foot in the door with

Back scratcher/part-time
Car starter/winter;seasonal
Date for National holidays/seasonal

oh...here's a full-time opportunity,
Spider squasher/misc. really big & ugly bug extermin8er

Hot soup&drink foo er./on call

Foreigner/on call when 'URGENT'...

If you're the Jim in question :D CALL NOW! :wink:
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Postby fluffy » Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:28 pm

ooooooh.........i could do with a permanent back scratcher/masseuse/physio.....lol..........awe yum yum that would be amazing........lol.....

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Postby wylde » Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:39 pm

Oh, and I forgot :shock:

Official 'Bump In The Night' Investigator!/on call. :D
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Postby fluffy » Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:41 pm

lol......and he'd have to have good strong hands/arms and some nifty finger action to get into all those nooks and cranies too......... :wink:

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Postby wylde » Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:44 pm

:? You lost me there.
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Postby fluffy » Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:57 pm

a masseur needs to massage the muscles in your back and shoulders so strong fingers mean a good back rub... :D

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Postby mr.sparkles » Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:54 pm

fluffy wrote:well this famous artist sells her paintings for thousands.........honestly.. :wink: so if she can do it...............lol
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i could be wrong but based on the millions of misses and brush strokes OUTSIDE of the canvas its actually amazing that she can draw that tree without poking someone's eye out!! :lol: :o :shock: :D
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Postby fluffy » Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:13 am

lol.........probably why her paintings sell for thousands.........along the way there's blood money involved...........lol

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Postby wylde » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:00 pm

I need a beer, ey ... :roll: and a soda.
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Postby sprousefan23 » Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:35 pm

^ I'll get the soda, but we're out of beer.
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