ODDLY Lemony Snicket ...

[Canadian Jayne]

As I was looking through my afer/wedding dress/reception sort-of/
I realized my sort of wedding dress looked like Aunt Josephines dress
only mine was white, puffy sleeves, but the bottom of my dress was
tight like a mermaid, I think, Josephines dress was more puffy, I'll have
to check, I laughed when I looked at the pictures and saw the resemblance, I was married in
BLACK in January and had a gathering in July, I gained too much weight
at christmas time and couldn't fit into the dress so I lost some weight for
July and wore it then for pictures. Only problem was....
my husband offered to get the Hawaiian Leies, I told him the colors were
RED and WHITE, but I forgot one important factor,
he's color blind, so after I had changed into my dress, he came
walking towards me with this GRINCHY GREEN Hawaiian Lei, I was
dismayed, to say the least, it all went downhill from there.

I look back now and I laugh, but at the time, you want everything to
be perfect and it was absolutely the opposite.