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Postby Jessica Bezerra Dos Santo » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:55 pm

QUOTE Jim Carrey

LIFE

I don't think anybody should go through life without a team of psychologists. I have been through times when I'm literally squatting in the living room, having one of those open-throated cries, where you're crying all the way to your butthole. I always believed I would come out of it, though.

I don't make it in regular channels, and that's okay for me.

My life is not unlike Truman's. I can't go anywhere.

Life is an ordeal, albeit an exciting one, but I wouldn't trade it for the good old days of poverty and obscurity.

I don't think anybody is interesting until they've had the shit kicked out of them. The pain is there for a reason. A lot of times when I was in those depressions, I also had the thing going through my head that this is what I've asked for. I've prayed to God that I would have depth as an artist and have things to say. I've said, No matter what, keep me sane but give me what I need.


RELATIONSHIPS
I'm so wrapped up in my work that it's often impossible to consider other things in my life. My marriage ended in divorce because of this, my relationship with Holly has suffered by this. It's hard for anybody who's been with me not to feel starved for affection when I'm making love to my ideas. Maybe it's not meant for me to settle down and be married.

Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good relationships in show business, you're gonna be depressed real fast. I don't have time for anything else right now but work and my daughter. She's my first priority.


MEDICATION
I was on Prozac for a long time. It may have helped me out of a jam for a little bit, but people stay on it forever. I had to get off at a certain point because I realized that, you know, everything's just OK," says Carrey. "There are peaks, there are valleys. But they're all kind of carved and smoothed out, and it feels like a low level of despair you live in. Where you're not getting any answers, but you're living OK. And you can smile at the office.
You know? But it's a low level of despair. You know? I rarely drink coffee.
I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.

You know, I live a monastic lifestyle. No, I do. I do live in extremes, basically. I go back and forth. Once every six months, I'll have a day where I eat more chocolate than has ever been consumed by a human being.

I've tried everything. I've done therapy, I've done colonics. I went to a psychic who had me running around town buying pieces of ribbon to fill the colors in my aura. Did the Prozac thing.


ACTING
Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

I just want to be killer funny. You know kick ass piss in your pants run out of the theatre and rip you dick off and throw yourself into traffic funny!

I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a girl has never been kissed. Like maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her.

My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.

Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be something ghastly and not fit for society. And sometimes that inspiration becomes something that 's really worthwhile.

My performing started out as a mixture of things. It's really not all angst and I-gotta-go-onstage-or-I'm-gonna-kill- somebody kind of thing. Some of it is the anger, but it was born from really, truly, just wanting to be special and to be noticed and wanting to make people laugh. It was really born from that, so it comes from a good place. It's just - the tools are your anger, the tools are your sadness, the tools are your joy, the tools are voices, faces - the tools are all those things.

The comedian's who inspired me are, like, Dick Van Dyke. Loved Dick Van Dyke. Jimmy Stewart. Well, he wasn't a comedian, but he was a character that I really, really liked. I learned how to say 'F***', by listening to Richard Pryor. No. But there's guys like that who opened doors to realms for me. Like Richard Pryor and guys like Sam Kinison. You watch them and then you go, well maybe your gotta give up a little more to, you know, push the buttons these days.


CAREER
It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with.

There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'

I don't care if people think I am an overactor, as long as they enjoy what I do. People who think that would call Van Gogh an overpainter.

If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic, then I would be sitting in my house today working on my Leonardo DiCaprio impression.

I absolutely want to have a career where you make'em laugh and make'em cry. It's all theater.

One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them. I've never been one to sit back and go, 'I'd better do what the audience wants me to do, because I don't want to lose them.'

It was such a leap in my career when 'Truman Show' came along. It's always been a long process for me insofar as recognition goes, but that's OK because you appreciate it when it comes.

I'm afraid, I guess, that I won't be able to watch anymore. Everything I do comes from watching and observing, and I'm concerned that I won't be able to be the watcher because I'm the watched. I've already had so much success, I could quit now and say, 'Thanks very much, you guys have been more than nice to me,' but I really would like to keep working and, hopefully, growing and challenging myself. HIMSELF

I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day when I'm alone and don't have to be performing.

I'm a hard guy to live with. I'm like a caged animal. I'm up all night walking around the living room. It's hard for me to come down from what I do.

I need privacy. I would think that because what I do makes a lot of people happy that I might deserve a little bit of respect in return. Instead, the papers try to drag me off my pedestal.

Most of the time I live with my pain. I have pain but I won't show it around. I think that's the nobility of the character. There's something noble in not spewing on people all the time about your problems. I'm the light guy, so I identified.

I enjoy fame except when I'm with my daughter. Kids stop me all the time and I don't want her to be jealous of the attention. Also, sometimes I just want to be left alone and I refuse to make rubber faces. That's when they start asking, 'What's the matter, man, don't you like your job?' I say, 'Yeah, I like my job. But I also like having sex, and I'm not going to do that in front of you either.

Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.

What I have in common with the character in ‘Truman’ is this incredible need to please people. I feel like I want to take care of everyone and I also feel this terrible guilt if I am unable to. And I have felt this way ever since all this success started



CHILDHOOD
I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I'd have a hairy conniption. I'd just go crazy.

I praticed making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was going to see the devil if I kept looking in the mirror. That fascinated me even more, of course.



SCHOOL
I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me. I was that weird Jim Boy - you know, ' Stay away from him.' Then I suddenly realized that all the shtick I pulled at home could also work at school. I recall the first day that I stood in front of the school and fell up the stairs. People started self-combusting with laughter. I went from 'Jim's a geek' to 'Jim really is a moron, but we like it!' From then on, there was no stopping me - I was relentless. Every class became The Jim Carrey Show. I was like a disease in the class. I remember being sent out of the room a lot. The hall became my domain.

My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.

For some reason I did something where I realized I could get a reaction. That was when I broke out of my shell at school, because I really didn't have any friends or anything like that and I just kind of was going along, and then finally I did this zany thing, and all of a sudden I had tons of friends

My teacher in the seventh grade told me that if I didn't fool around during class, I could have 15 minutes at the end of the day to do a comedy routine. Instead of bugging everybody, I'd figure out my routine. And at the end of the day, I'd get to perform in front of my entire class. I thought it was really smart of her. It's amazing how important that was.

My first experience on stage started in second grade. I was in music class and we were practicing for the Christmas assembly. One day I started fooling around by mocking the musicians on a record. The teacher thought she'd embarrass me by making me get up and do what I was doing in front of the whole class. So I went up and did it. She laughed, and the whole class went nuts. My teacher asked me to do my routine for the Christmas assembly, and I did. That was the beginning of the end.



MONEY
When the first big paycheque with Dumb And Dumber hit, I went: 'Gosh, I wonder if this will affect my performance. Will I do a take and think, was that worth $7 million?' But that never happened. If anything, it made me rebel against that thing when people who get rich start playing it safe.

The money can be a hindrance to someone like me because the danger is that you start thinking, 'Is that a $20 million take?' That kind of thing, and being self-critical.

I'm the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it's still about the work. The whole time I was filming The Cable Guy, I kept reminding myself that if a scene didn't work, the $20 million would bite me in the butt.

I refuse to feel guilty. I feel guilty about too much in my life but not about money. I went through periods when I had nothing, so somebody in my family has to get stinkin' wealthy.

I haven't been as wild with my money as somebody like me might have been. I've been very safe, very conservative with investments. I don't blow money. I don't have a ton of houses. I know things can go away. I've already had that experience.



FAMILY
My mother was a professional sick person; she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It's just how they are used to getting attention. I always remember she's the daughter of alcoholics who'd leave her alone at Christmas time.

My dad was like a stage mother he always pushed me to do what I wanted.

We had problems like all families but we had a lot of love. I was extremely loved. We always felt we had each other.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.


Very Good !!! 8)
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Jim's mom sounds a bit like my mom...

Postby Canadian Jayne » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:36 pm

I remember always being at the doctor's office waiting...
and waiting...and she always took lots' of pills...
nerve pills.. weird how life is.
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Postby Cheryl Anna » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:52 pm

Thank you, Jessica.
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Postby Jessica Bezerra Dos Santo » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:24 pm

Cheryl Anna wrote:Thank you, Jessica.


Of nothing !!!! 8) :wink:
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Postby 123Dan123 » Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:59 pm

Just got done reading, good read, thanks! :D
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Postby Jimlover1 » Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:27 am

all she did was copy a bunch of Jim quotes
from another site no doubt, read them all
b4. I want something new!
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Postby Jessica Bezerra Dos Santo » Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:05 pm

Jimlover1 wrote:all she did was copy a bunch of Jim quotes
from another site no doubt, read them all
b4. I want something new!


If I to find more quotes of Jim Carrey here I rank! :wink: I have some news articles of Jim Carrey in writing. :wink: if to want I I can postar It stops you's! :wink:
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Postby Not_Impulsive » Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:21 pm

I recently watched this short video from "After the show" with Oprah.
Someone posted a link to this one in the video section. Here it goes...

Oprah: Has anyone played a practical joke on you?
Jim: ... It's the whole birth thing ...

What?! I laughed!
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Postby Jessica Bezerra Dos Santo » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:13 pm

Plus some quotes Jim Carrey!

Quote Jim Carrey !!!

"Untill Ace Ventura, No actor had considered talking through his a$$."-Jim Carrey

"I'll go into a fetal position for a couple days."-Jim Carrey when asked what he would do if he fails in his dramatic role, The Truman Show

"I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day when I'm alone and don't have to be preforming."-Jim Carrey

"I just want to be killer funny. You know kick-a$$-pi$$-in-your-pants-run-out-of-the-theatre-and-rip-you-di(k-off-and-throw-yourself--into-traffic funny!"-Jim Carrey

"I'm not difficult at all, I don't think. I'm not difficult and frankly, I've had enough of this interview. See ya!"-Jim Carrey on Comedy Central

"I'm thinking of changing my name. I think Jim is just a little too accessible right now. I'm thinking of changing it to $, Cha-Ching, the sound of a cash register."-Jim Carrey

"Society is alot more twisted than I thought."-Jim Carrey trying to explain his popularity.

"The Criticism of 'The Cable Guy' really hurt, because it wasn't 'Jim Carrey's work is not good.' It was 'How dare he try to do something different?'"-Jim Carrey

"I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss a her like a girl has never been kissed. Like maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her."-Jim Carrey trying to describe his acting style on Oprah.
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Postby fluffy » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:19 pm

lol......well i for one would love to be kissed like that.......but sod's law would probably have me splitting open my skull......blood all over you face is not a good look..........lol

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Postby cotton » Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:46 am

Here are a few Jim quotes from the UK Premiere magazine 1995

"I'm making a beeline to Brazil's nude beaches. I have lovely breasts and I want to show them off"

"I have so many things that I laugh at. But the thing that gets me most is when I don't hear something right. Someone will say "Pass the salt" and I'll hear "Paderalt" and I will just lose it for no reason at all. Of course, I also laugh at others' mistakes, which I am ashamed to admit. But it really makes me bust a gut"

"Pump me dude! Pump me!"

"Pumpkin ravioli!"
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Postby jimliker » Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:37 pm

wow funny quotes cotton :lol:
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Postby fluffy » Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:34 pm

" i really dig that Scottish gal Fluffy´on my website!"........ :wink:

fluffy :lol: ........... geez i love that quote........lmao...... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby PatriciaCarrey » Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:10 am

"I'm making a beeline to Brazil's nude beaches. I have lovely breasts and I want to show them off"

I would love that! There's one of these beaches in a city near here! :D
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