And the ridiculousness doesn't end. Can someone please lock up Donald Trump in the place where he belongs ... Shady Acres.
Okay, that's a little joke right there, but this just isn't funny anymore.
For weeks I've been watching this fascinating phenomenon that's screaming stupid stuff from under that wig. He's a big joke to everyone living here, has been from the start. The things he says, the way he thinks ... This candidate is a total fool, beating both Loyld and Harry in their game. But he's also mean-spirited and for some crazy reason liked by many. That makes him dangerous. If you want your own Poetin, vote for him. That's actually an insult for Poetin, cause I might think he's despicable and I don't support any of his actions, but Poetin is clever (in a bad way). Can't say that about Trump.
When he called Brussels "It's like living in a hell hole right now!" earlier this week ... I actually chocked while drinking. "What?" We were all stunned.
"What!? Can you believe what just happened there!? He called ... What!?" All my German friends were stunned, my friends from The Netherlands send me
"What the hell is that guy talking about!? He's out of his mind. What's next, Amsterdam?"Is that what most people in the US believe? Cause, I can't imagine. For real.
We have a sort of daily show like the one with Stewart (well, Trevor now), they couldn't resist to do a full show in Brussels. They filmed and interviewed journalists from all over the world walking around in Brussels. All of them were asking regular people what the hell Trump was talking about? There was nothing to see, nothing happening. Just daily life like has been for ages ... Brussels is full of tourists, the tourists couldn't believe what they saw when they showed them the Trump video. An American tourist even said, "If that guy becomes the new president, I'll move to brussels!", so great.
And then there were some English journalists doing a live-interview :
"The tension is high, shops are closing at 6 in the evening because of the danger!" Lol - He was in a famous and good looking shop-street, where all the shops close at 6, always, never has been different, it's the official closing time for ages.
And the guy was standing in front of a dark alley to uplift the impression.
Later, the dude from our show went talking with them ... the journalist said :
"What else can we do? They want it confirmed, so ... we confirm, it's what the audience wants. We know there's absolutely nothing going on, but that's not selling papers, you know. And the French need someone to blame for what happened. Even though it makes no sense."Wow. I couldn't believe what I just heard. This is getting out of control. Journalism is just ... crap. And Donald Trump, good ol' Donald Trump ... I've had enough of retarted people like him. Somehow I still think Sacha Baron Cohen will jump out of his Trump-custom, revealing he fooled us all.