Birthday Present Delivery

[Canadian Jayne]

Dumb. Dumber or Dummbest?
I went to deliver a birthday present
To my daughters hubby. I hate wrapping so I put it and card in
A bag I had in my cupboard.
I delivered the bag to him, a fee
Minutes later he said
"What is this? I said
"Your gift"
"No" he said "What is this?"

[Canadian Jayne]

It looked a little greasy
I explained that my bike had
Problems and I had just
Greased the chain and lock
Cause it froze up, but i used a
Clear oil so the bag shouldnt
Look different. I didnt think the
Bag had grease on it.

[Canadian Jayne]

"Then he said with a scrunched nose
"But what is that smell????"
I smelled the bag saw the grease
On the card the remembered
What I forgot
The day b4 I was craving Fish and Chips
So after work I beelined to my
Favorite eatery

[Canadian Jayne]

And received the
Fish and chips in a grey plastic bag
The one I put the gift in the next
Day
I guess some of the grease
Spilled into the bag
So all he could say was
"Ohhh grosssss"
All I could do was laugh

[Canadian Jayne]

Then say
Sorreeeeee, sorry,
Soreehheeeeeerrrrreee;)

[Canadian Jayne]

Hopefully
Jim's presents will be
Better than the one I gave
Mt daughters hubby;)
I hope he has a terrific birthday
Lots of fun and frolick;)