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by **fluffy** » Mon May 16, 2005 5:22 pm

and what a pretty little hen he used to have, so plump and fluffy and feathery, and he loved the way she used to sit on his lap..............it was at that moment he made a vow..."we will be together again Harriet......wait for me!!!'......... :wink:

fluffy

by **quirky** » Mon May 16, 2005 5:36 pm

Interrupting his barnyard reverie, came a noise.

by **Canadian Jayne** » Mon May 16, 2005 5:46 pm

"Thump, thump, thump... the noise started to get louder
THUMP, THUMP , THUMP

by **jimliker** » Mon May 16, 2005 7:14 pm

and there was a reflection in the dark

by **fluffy** » Mon May 16, 2005 8:38 pm

oh my god!!!!!!........(he thought to himself).......'Mummy!!...........you came back for me'........... :wink:

by **lammy** » Mon May 16, 2005 8:40 pm

(Earl was glowing and brightening his humble stuff.)

by **fluffy** » Mon May 16, 2005 8:44 pm

He quickly flushed the loo then flung himself into the large open hairy arms of his mother.....for yes, Earl was half Gorrilla........ :wink:

by **lammy** » Mon May 16, 2005 8:50 pm

Who said he was a Gorrilla?

by **fluffy** » Mon May 16, 2005 9:23 pm

me......................keep up.....lol...........he's only half a Gorilla......to all intent purposes he looks like a man...........but there are clues.....hairy hands....huge feet.........huge... :wink:

ahem.......ears..... :lol:

a fondness for bananas.......?

fluffs :wink:

by **lammy** » Mon May 16, 2005 9:55 pm

Yeah-then why is he living in the farm?

Earl smelled the bananas.

by **fluffy** » Tue May 17, 2005 12:55 pm

no he's been dreaming about the farm.............he'd currently stuck in a porta-loo in the jungle in the arms of a gorilla........ :lol:

by **Canadian Jayne** » Tue May 17, 2005 5:04 pm

"Mummy, please take me away from here, it's too.....(choking and
sobbing)Earl cried profusely in his mother's arm.

by **quirky** » Tue May 17, 2005 5:26 pm

lammy wrote:(Earl was glowing and brightening his humble stuff.)

Just gotta say. I love this sentence. Carry on.

by **nicesock!** » Wed May 18, 2005 4:05 am

In a twist of fate, Maw Gorilla told her beloved son the news he had been longing to hear. For years it seemed, he sat (in and out of the loo) pondering those very words Maw Gorilla was about to mutter.

by **fluffy** » Wed May 18, 2005 12:55 pm

'son, i have something to tell you about your father............(very deep sigh)............he's not farmer Jack after all........nope.....in fact 'daddy' is a very famous man.......(big sigh).........He met your 'mom' on the set of a movie and he took a shining to me.......yep!.......your father is Ace Ventura......otherwise known as Jim Carrey......but alas, he promised me the stars........then he discarded me like an old banana skin :cry:

.........but it's time for you to find your dad Earl.......go claim your birthright.............!! :lol:

fluffs

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