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by **quirky** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:22 am

cotton wrote:
Hey Retard if you ever fall in love with an alien or something 2 deminsional Tell Quirky. She can give you tons of advice.

I'm definitely the GO TO girl for flat alien relationship advice.

by **Michele Hernandez** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:57 am

I'm a female, but vacuum cleaner? I don't know.

Website · by **cotton** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:04 am

Oh a roomba maybe what you need, Michele! Just don't trip over the damn thing.

by **Michele Hernandez** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:56 am

Is that a vacuum cleaner? We are thinking of appliances for Retard Messiah, not me cotton. I don't do appliances.

by **Laura Laing** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:15 am

there once was a time.....not so long ago, when many a woman was known to turn up the volume and rumba with her hoover....and 1,2,3, step 2,3....It ends with a free fall backwards .... a huge smile on her face....into the fluffy down filled couch, hugging the hose.

I'm in an superb mood.

by **Michele Hernandez** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:19 am

Are you speaking from personal experience?

Is this becoming better than Desperate Housewives...only I'm not one of them because I'm not married.

Website · by **cotton** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:39 am

Michele Hernandez wrote:Is that a vacuum cleaner? We are thinking of appliances for Retard Messiah, not me cotton. I don't do appliances.

I thought you were talking about yourself lol

Yes it is a vacuum. Maybe Retard would want it then if you don't
All you do is put it on the floor and it goes around your house and vacuums the rugs for you

by **Michele Hernandez** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:42 am

We could share....I didn't just say that :lol:

Don't start that innocent thing with me Cotton... :lol:

by **Clemmy** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:44 pm

I thought women didn't like to share their appliances

... I don't share mine... is it too egoistic of me? .... Welll, I don't think so... :wink:

Website · by **cotton** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:53 pm

Notice how Fluffy never denied the appliance thing? :wink:

by **quirky** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:05 pm

My living room carpet is one my dad bought in Europe. It's wool and it sheds. It develops balls of tumblewool which I find in every room.

There's something very Jetsons about the Roomba.

I miss the Jetsons.

by **Jimenem** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:50 pm

I'm more of a Flintstones person. . .

Hey Retard whatever you do DON'T fall in love with your computer! I heard tell that they can be SO pretentious!

But they're cool in the reguard that they have no problem accepting three and a half inch floppy's.

by **fluffy** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:12 pm

........omg...we've corrupted little jimenem.......he's talking about 3 1/2 inch floppy's.....and we know exactly what he's referring to girls......... :wink:

fluffy

by **quirky** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:21 pm

Jimenem that was flipping comedy genius.

I encourage you to do more of that. Call me Aunt Corruption.

by **Laura Laing** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:52 am

quirky wrote:Jimenem that was flipping comedy genius.

I encourage you to do more of that. Call me Aunt Corruption.

You're Aunt Corruption! :lol:

Don't ya just love intimate family gatherings.....

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